When I was 17

I used to listen to this song religiously. the lyrics went ...

  

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

I'm 30 now and I fret at least half those on the list.  I was a wise 17 year old.